"February 29"

Okay, let's celebrate Leap Year today. Run to your rooms and JUMP ON YOUR BEDS! Ha ha! Psst, it's my birthday today--which is confusing since it's only once every four years. Don't bother asking how old I am. I flunked math. Well, not really. I just don't feel like calculating.

But I DO know what I feel like doing right now. C'mon, let's LEAP on those beds! Ha ha!

Enough of the white stuff!

Okay, okay, enough SNOW already! Sheeesh. Kimn's out shoveling the drive, so I get the computer to vent. Ha! Vent--get it? That's also short for "ventriloquism." Anyway, here are some jokes to celebrate your school cancellations...

How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!