Enough of the white stuff!
Okay, okay, enough SNOW already! Sheeesh. Kimn's out shoveling the drive, so I get the computer to vent. Ha! Vent--get it? That's also short for "ventriloquism." Anyway, here are some jokes to celebrate your school cancellations...
How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !
What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?