Who's the Dummy?

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Enough of the white stuff!

Okay, okay, enough SNOW already! Sheeesh. Kimn's out shoveling the drive, so I get the computer to vent. Ha! Vent--get it? That's also short for "ventriloquism." Anyway, here are some jokes to celebrate your school cancellations...

How do snowmen travel around ?
By icicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!

What do snowmen eat for lunch?


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